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Mom of the week, Loud boom alerts, and a bunch of reviews on Yelp from spolied, entitled people not getting their way.

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Never happened stories, Mpm of the week, Loud booms and some terrible personalized plates like HELLCAT, RU RLY OK, NO KINGS and more. Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Tour dates at jim Florentine.com Sept 26 Point Pleasant, NJ Oct. 9,10 Saratoga Springs, NY Oct 15-17 Tampa, FL Oct. 22 Lakewood, OH Oct. 23, 24 Columbus, OH Nov. 7 NYC

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Loud Booms, Mom of the Week, Never Happened story and dumb personalized plates like Mr. Boom, Bad Chick, L8 Mama, Big Word, Bye Boo and more.

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Loud booms, never happened stories, Dad of the week and stories about the man with the smallest penis, a pastor that farts on his congregates, a guy suing Outback Steakhouse because the bathroom toilet exploded on him and more. Join Patreon for an extra podcast episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Tour dates at jimflorentine.com

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Loud Booms, Never Happened Stories, Mom of the Week, Dad of the Week and some brutal Dating Profiles are discussed.

Attention whore Jelly Roll getting divorced.

Loud booms, Never happened stories, Mom of the week and more.

Loud booms, Dad of the week, Never happened story, and a bunch of pathetic personalized license plates.

Loud booms everwhere and Dumb Inspirational Quotes!

Our two favorite attention whores are back in the news. Jelly Roll and Travis Kelce. Nosy neighbors on the Next Door app are posting corny jokes, what's your favorite cheese and wondering what the loud booms are. Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine See Jim on tour coming to the following cities: Harrisburg and Erie, PA, Avenel, NJ, Myrtle Beach, SC, Conroe, TX, Nashville, TN, Orlando, FL, Tulsa and Oklahoma City, OK, Columbia, MO and more. Jimflorentine.com for tickets.

Loud booms, Mom Of The Week, Never Happened Stories and a Woman posts on the Next Door App that she is looking for a good Mexican restaurant because she doesn't "want to waste money on a Taco."

Loud Boom alerts, Mom of the week, and a bunch of babies bitching on Yelp that they didn't get there way. Sign up for Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com Coming to the following cities: Mrytle Beach, SC, Conroe, TX, Nashville, TN, Susanville, CA, Harrisburg and Erie, PA, Oveida, FL and more

Post Malone and Jelly Roll tour dates get cancelled, Pickleball plane crash and some terrible personalized license plates. Join Patren for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine

Terrible songs palyed in stores and at gas pumps including Robert Plant Tall Cool One, Lenny Kravits Fly Away, Rod Stewart Rhythm Of My Heart and more. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com Join Patreon for an extra episode everty week at patreon.com/jimflorentine

The public has had enough of Jason Kelce, a guy dies playing Pickleball, A Pickleball court closes do to noise complaints, The term Wheels Up when people post about their plane taking off sets Jim off.

Mom of the week, Never Happened Story and some Inspirational Quotes that inspire no one. Join Patreon for an extra episode each week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine See Jim on tour coming to the following cities: Nashville, Tacoma and Spokane, WA, Tulsa and Oklahoma City, OK, Susanville, CA, Pottstown and Harrisburg, PA. Tickets: Jimflorentine.com

Inspirational quotes posted online that inspire nobody are discussed. Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com

2KEWL4U2, IMJSAYIN, FUSCHIA, PICKLER and more awful vanity plates are discussed. Join Patreon for an extra episode everyt week at Jimflorentine.com/Patreon Check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Nashville, TN, Susanville, CA, Flintstone, MD, Tulsa, OK, Oklahoma City, OK, Springfield, MO, Spokane, WA, Tacoma, WA, Erie, PA and more.

Woman kills both ex Husband's in one day, Woman farts on Husband's hand and he assualts her, Woman tries to take a pictute with herself next to a shark and she loses both hands and more.

Mom of the week, Dad of the week and some Never Happened stories.

One woman's dating profile sets Jim off.

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Mom Of The Week, Never Happened Story, Jelly Roll and more.

Nevr happened story, Dad of the week and grwon men taking pictures of themselves and posting them. Join patreon for an extra episode each week at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com

Mom of the week, Dad of the week, Never happened stories and more. Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/Jimflorentine

A bunch of Mom's looking for pats on the back for being a Mom are discussed.

NoKidz, Smile4me, Gitback and more horrific vanity plates are discussed. Sign up for Patreon for an extra episode each week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Support our sponsor: Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster at http://RocketMoney.com/EIA

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More of listeners Top 5 lists of Awful Slang Words.

Listeners Top 5 Awful Slang Words discussed.

Landing The Plane, Lean In, Unpack, Broccoli Wokly, Car Freshy, Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy and more awful slang words are discussed. Support our sponsor: Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ hims.com/AWFUL

Only fans girl lands in the hospital after banging 583 guys in one day, Ozempic is making women's vaginas look old, and dad watches his daughters Only Fans videos. Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at patreon.com/jimflorentine Jimflorentine.com for tour dates. coming to the following cities: Baltimore, MD Morris Plains, NJ Glenside, PA Key West, FL Dallas, TX Fort Worth, TX Omaha, NE Support our sponsor: Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ http://hims.com/awful

Jelly Roll update, Mom of the week, Never happened story and some Awful Inspirational Quotes. Check out Patreon for an extra episode every week at patreon.com/jimflorentine Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com. Coming soon to: Baltimore, MD Morris Plains, NJ Glenside, PA Dallas, TX Fort Worth, TX Omaha, NE

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